You Know You're On The Robolions When...

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Re: You Know You're On The Robolions When...

Postby ptwortman » October 17th, 2010, 11:14 pm

...you honk at your mentor and he gives you the bird.
...the robot has a different problem after every match.
...after a painful day of stress and breakdowns, you still pull a win out of nowhere.
...you make a double graph comparing Logan's hair and frustration levels.
...a member suggests to give the robot a nicorette patch to make the robot stop smoking.
...you race Dallas home to steak-n-shake...and win.
...you leave your new programmer behind when everyone goes to lunch.
...you are officially on a particular referee's "not good" side.
...you duct-tape your robot so it doesn't fall apart.



...you tell your mother (over the phone) that you have to go because you're on the phone.
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Re: You Know You're On The Robolions When...

Postby Tanner » October 17th, 2010, 11:18 pm

ptwortman wrote:...a member suggests to give the robot a nicorette patch to make the robot stop smoking.


+10 points to the member who said this.

ptwortman wrote:...you tell your mother (over the phone) that you have to go because you're on the phone.


Didn't I say this equivalently with my sister?

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Re: You Know You're On The Robolions When...

Postby ptwortman » October 17th, 2010, 11:19 pm

Tanner wrote:
ptwortman wrote:...a member suggests to give the robot a nicorette patch to make the robot stop smoking.


+10 points to the member who said this.


I said it to Team Soup xD

ptwortman wrote:...you tell your mother (over the phone) that you have to go because you're on the phone.


Didn't I say this equivalently with my sister?

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idk, it was one of them :P
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Re: You Know You're On The Robolions When...

Postby Kat » October 18th, 2010, 12:41 am

...you oblige the gods of FIRST when they demand a blood sacrifice
...the members of the team love the president so much that in the process of blood sacrifice they bring 4 different first aid kits to the scene
...you sit in an ejected airplane seat and ask why it can't recline
...the thing that was supposed to make the bot better actually caused the problems after each match
...you miss a match because the team went out for pizza when there was a Chick-fil-A stand 5 feet away from the pit
...you wonder whether the announcer is saying "...Andddd Team 1261 the Robodragons!"
...you can't blame the programmer for what goes wrong with the bot
...you steal members from GSMST
...you have the "hottest" bot out there
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Re: You Know You're On The Robolions When...

Postby PatrickWilson » December 4th, 2010, 9:20 pm

...you receive an email that, "You are a member of the Robolions Forums and that you haven't posted on them yet AND YOU REALLY SHOULD WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE" and then you go onto the forums and post on a random thread to shut your stupid email up.
Has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: You Know You're On The Robolions When...

Postby Tanner » December 9th, 2010, 7:48 am

PatrickWilson wrote:...you receive an email that, "You are a member of the Robolions Forums and that you haven't posted on them yet AND YOU REALLY SHOULD WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE" and then you go onto the forums and post on a random thread to shut your stupid email up.


Yay - its working!

*laugh*

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Re: You Know You're On The Robolions When...

Postby Kat » January 25th, 2011, 11:16 pm

Must...revive...this...thread...

...You hear random dictators' names and then realize that they are puns of the officer's names (Kat-ze Dong indeed)
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Re: You Know You're On The Robolions When...

Postby Kat » February 19th, 2011, 10:50 pm

...You go to Peachtree Ridge Park to play football, and someone *coughMalav* brings an VEX Underdrive football
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Re: You Know You're On The Robolions When...

Postby Sunny » February 19th, 2011, 11:34 pm

Kat wrote:...You go to Peachtree Ridge Park to play football, and someone *coughMalav* brings an VEX Underdrive football


Underdrive isn't an official VEX game. The game in question is called Clean Sweep. Statement negated.
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Re: You Know You're On The Robolions When...

Postby ptwortman » February 20th, 2011, 1:05 am

Sunny wrote:
Kat wrote:...You go to Peachtree Ridge Park to play football, and someone *coughMalav* brings an VEX Underdrive football


Underdrive isn't an official VEX game. The game in question is called Clean Sweep. Statement negated.


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